anxietyproblem:

meta18:

dennys:

*heavy breathing* we have hte bacon

how do you delete other blogs

997:

LMAO: Let Me Ask Obama

melancholytimes:

praeca:

dryad-of-the-dogwood:

anxietyproblem:

I mean, replace “2015” with “2008” and yeah.

for me it’s 2017 was two years ago

I still think 2007 was last year

depressionista:

a true fact about spiders is they can’t run for extended periods of time because they have asthma. all spiders are nerds. even tarantulas. have you ever seen a spider dating a hot babe? i doubt it. spider flashing his cash in the club? nope. spider pulling up beside you at the lights in a lamborghini? never happened. they’ve got so many eyes because they love reading. nerds. all of them.

itwashotwestayedinthewater:

thebootydiaries:

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

cullenrutherford:

when you’re watching a movie and u recognize one of the actors in it from somewhere but u haven’t watched any of the movies or shows listed on their imdb

deadfeline:

kingcheddarxvii:

My parents are asleep quick reblog this post with skeletons saying bad words